Found this on the internets. Thought it was funny...
Everything I learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP (I got this from someone, but I don't remember who, so if it's you and you happen to stumble upon this, thank you.)
Everything I learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP:
1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eye